You have now been warned. Whether or not you heed the warning is up to you, but I did my part. I, personally, know too few Australian men to know if there is any truth to the rumor. I think I've met one in my entire life. I have good reason to believe that someone was quite disappointed by our Aussie brothers. But like I said, personally, I do not know. I was not there. I have never been a witness of the above-mentioned difficulty. I'm just playing my role in the grapevine. I repeat: You have been warned.
If you happen to be the disappointed, the disappointer or both, and if you become one of these in the future, I have three words fo' ya:
At this point I'd like to include a quote from Drew Barrymore as Ivy in Poison Ivy, but my mom occasionally reads my blog so I'll keep it to myself (for now). If you'd like to know what I have in mind to say, I encourage you to go to your local video store and rent the 1992 film by Katt Shea. Drew gets to make out with both Tom Skerritt and Sara Gilbert. It set Drew back on her path to mega-stardom.
Wouldn't it be cool to wait for your bus under a bus stop designed to look like a Samoan fale? I agree. Yes, it would be one of the funnest things ever! Almost as fun as:
Hello Kitty games on the back of Pop Tart boxes! How many bows can you find?
posted by Timothy @ 10:09 PM
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4 Comments:
I remain jealous that you get Hello Kitty Pop Tarts when I have yet to see them at my local grocer!
Where's the country of Viagra?
I counted 15 Hello Kitty bows. Do I win anything? Do I have too much time on my hands?
The answer, Nicole, is "all of the above." You'll get your prize tonight (wink, wink).
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