Tuesday, March 21, 2006





Bow down and worship me!!!


Charm? Nah.

Charisma? Nah.

Skill? Intellect? Birthright? Merit? Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah.

Oh, Sunshine, you do not realize what you gave to me.

You know you worship the quicksand I walk on.

I'VE GOT DA POWA!

Give it up.
Do as I say.
Give it up and let me have my way.
I'll give you love; I'll hit you like a truck.
I'll give you love; I'll teach you how to ...

3 Comments:

At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That ring's photoshopped on your finger right?

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Photoshop?

I don't know what you are talking about...

I keep it real.

If you really want to know, my friend and I were fishing the other day, and he was pulled into the water by an enormous fish. When I found him on the shore, I saw the ring and wanted it. I killed him and took it.

Don't tell.

They'll banish us, you know.

Ssshhh!

 
At 1:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well good, because you're already starting to look a little like Gollum. Hey, thought you might be interested in this one...
http://www.granta.com/extracts/2615

Enjoy

 

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