Monday, March 13, 2006

Why do I have a problem with this?


Receiving the following email this afternoon made me sick, physically made me sick. I'm not into judging others or using their misfortune for my benefit. This email is so mean spirited, Satan in my inbox.

Read on if you like, but I'm warning you; I'm still feeling a bit naseated from my perusal.

Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read until the end...

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7):
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:

"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are more famous than Him" (1966).

Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Caneco ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."

He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

"I don't need your Jesus"

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, wow the highway to hell".

On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.

CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU",

She responded: ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT, COZ INSIDE HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL"

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.

The police said there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. JESUS!!!

P.S: If it was a joke, you could have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this?. I have done my part, Jesus said "If you get embarrassed about me, I will also get embarrassed about you before my father."

What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul?

What can man give in exchange of his soul? (Mathew 16:26)


***MOM STOP READING HERE!!!***

"When God gives you AIDS, (and God does give you AIDS, by the way) make lemonAIDS."--Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

3 Comments:

At 5:19 PM, Blogger Brent Vermilyea said...

Sarah Silverman and Maria Bamford: the two funniest comediennes working today.

Oh, and does this mean you don't have a problem with the LeomonAIDS quote, Timothy? Laughter heals. Have a good one.

 
At 8:45 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

I'm all for LemonAIDS. It's the peanut butter AYDS that I'm not too anxious to try.

Life gives you lemons; you make lemonade. However, no matter how hard you try, you can't make lemonade from a dead dog.

The funniest comedienne of yesterday, Julie Brown (the red head one, not Downtown), is responsible for that one.

 
At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Children. Why do you mock me?

 

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